Water Bear Formal Wear

from Xylophone Booths by Cosmic Cairns

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There are no hypochondriac dogs
There are no megalomaniac frogs
There are no buildings made out of air
There are no dances for water bears
Requiring formal wear
As they glide along across the floor
Their favorite song blasts across the room
As they gaze into the eyes of their tardigrade love

There are no stars of hot flaming ice
There are no demon spawn that are nice
There are no taco stands on the moon
There are no assassins wielding spoons
As they make their move
Taking down some V.I.P. they've been hired to kill
By some rival who hopes to gain something he lacks
Scene fades to black

There are no dodos left anymore
There are no breakdancing dinosaurs
There are no weekends that are too long
There are no more words left in this song

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from Xylophone Booths, released May 5, 2022

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Cosmic Cairns Nevada

Cosmic Cairns is a one man band/recording project featuring Ethan Slaughter on numerous instruments. I've been making home recordings since 1995 and am in a constant process of learning, growing, and exploring. And hopefully recording a few halfway decent songs along the way. ... more

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